Yahoo Answers Says Hamsters Can Fly

For a minute or two, Heather and I considered taking our hamster with us to Slovakia. We actually typed "can hamsters travel by air" and "hamsters international air travel" into Google. While we were scanning the results of our search I realized again that I'm really going to miss the little guy. Two potential adoptive parents have fallen through, and Pisco (pronounced "peas-co") has yet to find a new home. We leave the state in five days. Even if the little fellow could survive the stress of an international flight, I'd rather not try to smuggle a hamster through customs in Vienna. So, here goes:

WANTED: Loving home for an extraordinarily cute, super-low-maintenance male hamster. Call me.